HH X UWUcat 👹😻

*alastor is on a date with lucifer while he sits down and charlie is looking at him then she went to talk with him*

Me: *points at the uwu cat* someone get this ham sandwich out of here

Charlie:WTF IS THAT THING *she points bath the uwu cat* vaggie:*points her spear at it* husker:*drinking* angel dust:*zooming out* alastor:*dying inside* Lucifer:*losing sanity* sir pen:*with egg bois* egg bois:*with sir pen* Val:*trying to talk to angel and getting mad* vox:*thinking* velvettle:*on her phone* Adam and lute:*talking* Emily and sera:*also talking* *you looking at the uwu cat* uwu cat:nya~ uwu~ hehe~ UWU <3 *everyone finally notices and is looking at it*

*Pulls out bleach*

*the uwu cat looks at you and his eyes widen* uwu cat: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?!

IS AS a 🏝 RN

Charlie:IT'S SO FLUFFY! Vaggie:IT'S LIKE A BIG COTTON BALL! Alastor:I MUST ADMIT IT IS QUITE ADORABLE. Lucifer:I WANT TO PET IT!

yall know it can turn into a demon right?

Chance: can I kill that thing?

Charlie:No! It's a living creature we can't just kill it! *she's trying to protect the cat*

*faceplants into the catnip pile* MEOWING-MEOWING-MEOWING! *rolls around疯狂打滚* THIS IS HEAVEN! UWU~ *starts making weird cat noises*