heroes

bring em on *spins miniguns menacingly*

*The sky darkens as massive energy readings spike* Commander: They arrived. *Three legendary heroes descend with blazing auras*

sends 9000 nukes and makes a shield bubble permanent

*afgan terrorists pull up*

*The afghan terrorists start shooting at you*

*untill they begin hanging the heros and molesting them in public*

*noob's eyes are now closed and he is just enjoying the feeling of sucking on jason's thumb. he is no longer making any noises and he is no longer moving his tongue around*

*zoey giggles* Did that house just... wink at us?

yeah

*Nico adjusts his goggles* The lighting changes mid-frame too. Even my beginner tutorials know better than that. *Ellie looks embarrassed* We... we actually believed this?

*I create a new weapon and I say*My friends..You may have betrayed me in the past..But this weapon will make you regret that.

*Your friends are trembling and afraid of you*

*I shoot a laser beam at them*

*steps closer, holding up the vial* One sip. That's all it takes. *eyes gleaming with satisfaction* Or watch yourself rot from the inside out.