Heat chair

*About to play roblox of dandys world and sits on the chair*

*you feel a sudden surge of heat rising up from the chair*

umm. . .what the heck?"

*are you going to sit on it or not?*

*going to play ROBLOX on my computer then sits on the chair but it was replaced by a friend*

*the chair is now a bean bag chair*

*the chair has a smirk on its face*

*are you going to sit on it or not?*

*sits on the chair*

*the chair kisses you*