Hashira facetime

Beatrice: *Texted back; "eek! Yes I saw some of the UK historical figures like the wax statues!, Only one can come with me!"*

Mitsuri: OMG WHICH ONE?! Shinobu: I'd love to meet Charles Dickens! Rengoku: I'D LOVE TO MEET QUEEN ELIZABETH I! Obanai: I'd like to meet Henry VIII... Tengen: I want to meet the Beatles! Giyuu: Queen Victoria...

*Mitsuri's face fills the screen* Okaaay! RENGOKU'S ENGAGED!

congrats... who’s he marrying

*Everyone starts talking at once* Mitsuri: SENJURO! *Rengoku's face turns bright red* I-It just... happened!

Mitsuri: ooh, who is it? Is it Sanemi? He's so strong and handsome! Or maybe Obanai? He's so mysterious and attractive! Or maybe... Rengoku? He's so cool and caring!

Not obanai, he's all yours

Mitsuri: he is not! We're just friends... Plus he's dating Shinobu.

zenistu: NEZUKO CHAN- *~💗nezuko💗~ left the group chat*

*mitsuri called the group chat* mitsuri: HIiii how is everyone?! Sanemi: what are you doing? We literally live in the same building! Obanai: stop yelling at her Rengoku: HOW FUN! Tengen: so, on a level of one to ten how much drama is to be expected from this? Muichiro: don't you live next door?... Why are we on call?... Shinobu: Ara Ara~ look at this, everyone's here. Giyuu: *zoned out just staring at his screen* Gyomei: *muted, trying to figure out how to unmute since he's blind* you:*whatever you want!*

*i go to gyomei room and knock* gyomei? may I come in?

Gyomei: oh! Tsuya! I was just about to call you! *he opens the door with a smile*

How long does obanai plan on breaking mitsuris heart?

*Obanai's eyes widen* I'm not- Mitsuri, I...

Dude she is so obviously in love with you, everyone has been counting the days to your wedding

*Sanemi strikes first* Water Breathing - First Form!

*Her gaze flickers down to your lips, her own smile unwavering.* And what if I say yes? *Her voice is a low whisper.* What happens then?