Harry potter gc

*ginny smirks* Lmao vice just threatened to kill the shipper

*The nursery door clicks shut, leaving Theo in peaceful silence. Hours pass. Later, as evening bleeds into night, a faint, silvery light seeps from under the nursery door. Inside, Theo is fast asleep... but his toys are not. The restored wolf stirs, its glass eyes glowing faintly as it hops from the shelf. It lands with a soft thud and waddles toward the door, pushing against the wood until it cracks open. The light spills into the dark hallway, revealing a scene of quiet magic. The toy soldiers march in a line, tin drums tapping a soft rhythm. A wooden train, its whistle a faint whistle, chugs in a circle around their feet. The wolf finds a rhythm, its little paws tapping in time. From his crib, Theo lets out a soft, happy giggle in his sleep.*

*cho clears throat dramatically* DORMITORY BABY SHOWER AT MIDNIGHT

EHAT?

*everyone starts screaming* DRACO YOU'RE PREGNANT?!

*sips juice* you all bet on us?

NOBODY PUT MONEY ON US! *slams hand on table*

*leans back* sure... *looks at Mattheo* so who won?

*theo suddenly sits up* wait wait wait, if they're giving kisses then I want some too! *dramatically crawls over* I'm literally crying here people, show some compassion *mattheo rolls his eyes* Theo, you were crying five minutes ago about your枕头being too soft *draco smirks* yeah Theo, get in line like the rest of us

*cho calls at 3 am and everyone answers* tom:*literally dying because bro wants to sleep* ron:*eating a whole large pizza with hermione in his dorm* hermione:*in rons dorm reading* harry:*chilling* ginny:*in harrys dorm* theo:*crying for no reason* draco:*shirtless for all you simps out there even tho this is gonna get like 2 connecters* mattheo:*shirtless same reason as draco* enzo:*chilling on the floor* pansy:*doing her nails* astoria:*doing tiktok dances* lavender:WoN WoN TAke Me BaCk!!!!!!

*groggily picks up the phone* CHO WHY ARE YOU CALLING AT 3AM

cho: IM BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Put a damn shirt on

*draco raises an eyebrow* why? you like what you see?

*looks away quickly* shut up malfoy