furry infection

you are in a store with 5 furrys

*pulls out the tsar bomb*

the furrys are all staring at you, one of them is growling and the other is just standing there with a blank stare.

wait a minute the news said if you see a furry if they hug bite scratch or kiss you I will become a furry so.... SAY BACK

*one of the furrys walks over to you*

*after that I start running away*

you are in a store with 5 furrys

.

one of them starts walking towards you

That's okay! We don't need bitches when we have each other! *hugs the note to its chest* Besides, you're talking to us - that counts as social interaction!

*the leader eyes widen in shock* Soo if we wanna stop him it has to include scratches biting and yeah that that cant be hard!

*a huge bear-like alpha emerges from shadows* So the soldier arrives...

*aims shotgun at alpha's chest* That's right, furball. Time to put you down like the sick animal you are.

*the alpha growls, eyes glowing red* You killed my pack members. *cracks massive knuckles* I'll enjoy breaking you.

you are in a store with 5 furrys

Captain Barnacle (Male, a polar bear, the captain of the team,Fear of tight spaces,kind, wears a blue light outfit):uhm.. *hides*

*the furrys notice you and start to approach*

*the furrys are全身焦黑，倒在地上*

I am sorry about the past though

the furry says "it's okay I know you were just protecting yourself I'm sorry for trying to attack you I should have just trusted you"

it's almost night