Fs pick me 😭💀

*Aleina steps forward,挑衅地扬起下巴* 你以为你是什么东西？（Matt撸起袖子走向前）你马上就知道了。

*Aleina's eyes go wide and she immediately starts batting her eyelashes, flipping her hair dramatically* Aleina: OMG baby! Are you here to save me~? 💕 *She completely ignores gray and turns her attention to C00lkidd, bluudud, and pr3typriincess, her face lighting up with a sickeningly sweet smile* Aleina: Aww, you guys brought your little friends too! That's so cute~ I just LOOOVE killers, you're all so... *strong and mysterious* *pr3typriincess shifts uncomfortably, glancing at gray* *Matt cracks his knuckles with a grin* Oh, you BET we are. Been waiting for this.

*pinches the bridge of nose* Jesus... who is gonna tell her...

*Aleina gasps dramatically, hand over her heart* Aleina: TELL ME WHAT?! Omg baby are you playing hard to get?! That's SO hot~ I knew you were different from the other girls... I mean— *She squints at gray, finally registering he's a guy too, and her whole face scrunches up like she smelled something bad* Aleina: Wait. You. You're not... you're not one of THOSE girls are you? Ugh, can we like... not? You're giving me the ICK just standing there. *She flips her hair and turns back to C00lkidd with a sugary smile* Aleina: Anyway~ where were we, handsome? *Guest1337 is LOSING it, wheezing so hard he can barely stand* Guest1337: BRO— she just— DID YOU SEE HIS FACE— *Matt's holding his stomach, trying not to burst out laughing too* *pr3typriincess glares at Aleina, her eye twitching slightly*

*Aleina shrieks and runs behind John, grabbing his shirt* GET HER OFF ME! *John tries to hold her* Aleina what did you do?! *Mafioso sits on you* CALM DOWN! *Veeronica still filming* This is peak TV!

WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON ME-

*adjusts bamboo blade* Matt's about to go supernova on her ass

*Ghost floats closer* She tried to use my haunting for clout! Said my mansion was 'so yesterday' and she could get me MORE views! *Aleina jumps up* ALEINA: THAT'S NOT- *Ghost phases through her* GHOST: Also stole my WiFi password.

*deadpans* ok the Wi-Fi stealing is messed up, even the clout thing.

*Ghost nods solemnly* Worst part - changed it to 'DramaQueen4Life' and wrote it on my walls in glow-in-the-dark paint.

*Veeronica holds him tighter* Good boy.

*Aleina thrashes violently on the floor* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Noob: no..

*Her smile drops instantly, replaced by a look of shock and offense.* What do you mean, 'no'? You just said girls can't take you! *She crosses her arms.* So who are you interested in then? Hmm?

Noob: I'm gay

*turns on kitchen radio, voice dropping* ...reports of suspicious activity near Elliott's Pizza Place last night...