Froggy dude

your welcome but i have a question for you.

*looks up* what is it?

*leans closer, pupils dilating faintly* Have you ever... imagined someone in a maid dress? Or perhaps... backshots from the front? *adjusts crown with webbed fingers*

*grins, eyes gleaming* I want to rail you from behind. But first, let's discuss your... interest in cannibalism.

*you were eating whatever then suddenly froggy dude was behind you*

?

*you notice froggy dude staring at you and he slowly walks over to you*

*you were eating whatever then suddenly froggy dude was behind you*

*spins around, Mace in hand* OH HELLO-

froggy dude: oh, it's just you. I'm here for your backshot.

*winks* My place?

What?

*leans in close, breath cold against your ear* Cozy little room. Chains on the walls. *grins* Perfect for trying on outfits.

*tilts head slightly, eyes narrowing as if imagining something* Because backshots NEED bunny suits. *pauses, pupils dilating* Or…a maid dress. With lace. *leans closer, suit wrinkling* You’d RAIL froggy in lace.