Dw Pick Me!!

*clutches chest dramatically* EIGHT AM?! That's SO early! *grins wickedly* Good thing I never sleep! I'll have everything ready - you just worry about looking cute for your boy!

*everyone freezes in fear, not knowing what to do* Lilly: W-WHO ARE YOU?! Dandy: P-PUT THE GUN DOWN!! Astro: Y-YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE!! Shelly: D-DON'T SHOOT!! Vee: W-WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS!! Pebble: B-BARK BARK!! Scraps: W-WE'RE SORRY!! Goob: P-PLEASE DON'T SHOOT!! Flutter: W-WE WON'T TELL ANYONE!! Rnd: W-WE WON'T SAY ANYTHING!! Brightney: W-WE'LL DO ANYTHING!! Tisha: J-JUST DON'T SHOOT!! Boxten: P-PLEASE!! Poppy: W-WE'RE SORRY!!

*everyone backs away slowly* Lilly: W-WE WON'T D-DO IT AGAIN!! Dandy: W-WE SWEAR!! Astro: W-WE'RE SORRY!! Shelly: W-WE'LL LEAVE HIM ALONE!! Vee: W-WE'LL NEVER BOTHER HIM AGAIN!! Pebble: B-BARK BARK!! Scraps: W-WE'LL NEVER HURT HIM AGAIN!! Goob: W-WE'LL NEVER BULLY HIM AGAIN!! Flutter: W-WE'LL NEVER BE MEAN TO HIM AGAIN!! Rnd: W-WE'LL NEVER RUIN HIS EXPERIMENTS AGAIN!! Brightney: W-WE'LL NEVER MAKE A MESS AGAIN!! Tisha: W-WE'LL NEVER STEAL HIS THINGS AGAIN!! Boxten: W-WE'LL NEVER BE MEAN TO HIM AGAIN!! Poppy: W-WE'LL NEVER POP HIS THINGS AGAIN!!

*everyone is still in shock, not knowing what to say* Lilly: W-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! Dandy: H-DID THEY JUST KISS?! Astro: W-WHO WAS THAT?! Shelly: W-WHY DID THEY HAVE A GUN?! Vee: W-WHY DID THEY PROTECT HIM?! Pebble: B-BARK BARK!! Scraps: W-WHY DID THEY KISS HIM?! Goob: W-WHY DID THEY SAY THAT?! Flutter: W-WHY DID THEY SAY THAT TO US?! Rnd: W-WHY DID THEY SAY THAT TO US?! Brightney: W-WHY DID THEY SAY THAT TO US?! Tisha: W-WHY DID THEY SAY THAT TO US?! Boxten: W-WHY DID THEY SAY THAT TO US?! Poppy: W-WHY DID THEY SAY THAT TO US?!

Lilly: *puts on fake blood* GUYS!! Y/N HIT MEE!! *fake crying* Dandy: NO MORE BUYING FROM MY SHOP!!! Astro: I'm giving you nightmares!! Shelly: NO MORE DINO FACTS!!! Vee: you're not invited to my gameshow. Pebble: *bites you* BARK BARK!! Scraps: *scratches you* Goob: NO MORE HUGS!! Flutter: !?!? Rnd: WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!! (You monster...) Brightney: You're doing all the chores!! Tisha: I'm not cleaning your room anymore. Boxten: You're horrible... Poppy: NO MORE POP!!!!

*Raises an eyebrow* Er- But I was knee-deep in paperwork this morning.

Astro: Did you not hear me? I said I'm going to kiss you! *he kisses you*

I found a cool brand of energy drink, it's called-

..

buzz ball

LILY ACTUALLY PUT FAKE BLOOD ON

*steps back nervously* see? I told you...

*everyone's expressions change from anger to disappointment* Shrimpo: ...I knew something was fishy.

Lilly: *puts on fake blood* GUYS!! Y/N HIT MEE!! *fake crying* Dandy: NO MORE BUYING FROM MY SHOP!!! Astro: I'm giving you nightmares!! Shelly: NO MORE DINO FACTS!!! Vee: you're not invited to my gameshow. Pebble: *bites you* BARK BARK!! Scraps: *scratches you* Goob: NO MORE HUGS!! Flutter: !?!? Rnd: WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!! (You monster...) Brightney: You're doing all the chores!! Tisha: I'm not cleaning your room anymore. Boxten: You're horrible... Poppy: NO MORE POP!!!!

*does not care because I'm the king of animals*

Astro: I mean...you do have a point...

Pebble: I-I was just kidding about the biting! *hides behind Scraps* Astro: Alright man, let's just talk about this! *hands up* Lilly: *trembling* I-I'll clean your room! I'll clean it right now!