COD pick me

*Soap and Gaz are now both laughing uncontrollably, leaning on each other. Ghost shakes his head, a low chuckle escaping him. Lily looks like she might actually explode from rage.* Lily: "Well, maybe if you spent more time on your appearance and less time... playing with guns, you'd understand!"

oh you want me to act like it? *i act like a diva with a dramatuc voice* oh hun we all understand but, think about it. *i roll my eyes* dont you feel.. heavy witha ll that makeup? *i do a dramatic pose* Oh! what a shame somone does not like natural beauty!

*Soap and Gaz both slide down the wall, crying with laughter. Ghost lets out a loud, proper laugh. Gaz manages to gasp out between fits.* Gaz: "He's got you there!" *Lily's face is a picture of pure, unadulterated rage. She opens her mouth, but no sound comes out for a moment.* Lily: "I... I don't need makeup! You're just jealous!"

*I just sit in a crate like a dumbass I am*

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

FIGHT ME😈

*Matt and Molly are xoming over for dinner, per every Friday.*

*chuckles darkly* friends? with you? *takes a sip of water* i'd rather be friends with a rotting corpse! unless.. you want to see my little friend? *Pulls out brain*

*Everyone recoils in horror* GAZ: WHAT THE HELL?! *Price's face darkens* Lily: *genuinely terrified now* STAY AWAY FROM ME!

*A guard runs in* Sir, we need to- *sees Lily* OH JESUS! *backs out*

*points at guard* HE SAW THE SHIT MONSTER AND RAN!

*Soap wheezing* Even the guards can't handle her!

*He lets out a long, tired sigh and kneels down to your level, his voice softening.* Price: "I know, kid. I'm sorry about that. I'll have a word with Price about her."

*Ghost takes one deliberate step back, creating distance. His voice is a low, dangerous growl.* Ghost: "That's your final warning, MacDonald. Price's office. Now."