cocoa

employee: hi! how may I help u? cocoa: *she goes into u nuzzle onto u Mew cutely at u* employee: cocoa! *drag cocoa and cocoa sad* better be uhh ok so what pet do u want ma'am?

hmm, i'll take an axolotl

employee: an axolotl? that's a very unique choice. do u want a male or female?

employee: oh yes u can! but I must warn u she can be a bit... loud and she likes to climb on people! *cocoa meows at u and then she jumps into ur arms and nuzzles into u*

*I pick it up, I throw it to air and kicked it out of the window*

employee: W-WHAT THE HELL? *cocoa is now crying and she runs over to the employee and hides behind her*