Bsd

*Chuuya squirms and glares* CHUUYA: H-Hey! Stop that, idiot! *voice cracks* I'm trying to be mad at you!

*The room falls silent as Chuuya strides in* CHUUYA: What are you all staring at? *His eyes narrow* And why does everyone look like they've seen a ghost?

ah chibi

*His face instantly flushes red* BANDAGE-WASTING FREAK!

*grinning* yep, I'm married to a certain angry midget from the mafia

*everyone freezes* Kunikida: YOU MARRIED THE PORT MAFIA?!

*Atsushi looks traumatized* He... he actually said love? *Kunikida mutters* I need therapy.

*yawns* Therapy is for people without exciting husbands~ *stretches* Anyone want more donuts?

*Ranpo raises hand* ME!

*strikes dramatic pose* But why hide our love? *pouts* Unless... *gasps* Chibi's embarrassed about being short in bed?

*Chuuya lunges* I'LL SHOW YOU SHORT!

*sidesteps with theatrical flair* Ooh, so aggressive~ *winks* At least wait until we're alone, dear~

*The sterile whiteness of the room fades into a familiar darkness. A deep, cold abyss. Somewhere, a voice is calling him back...*

*A pair of familiar, dark eyes are suddenly in front of him. It's Oda. He looks as serene as ever, his voice a soft murmur* You have to go back, Dazai. It's not your time yet. *He looks over his shoulder, toward an unseen light* Someone is waiting for you.

So guys who do you think it is*tanizaki, kunikida, atsushi, kenji naomi are trying to guess*

Kunikida: I think it's that annoying guy from the port mafia Tanizaki: maybe it's Akutagawa?

NO! EW