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*Everyone shouts at once* JAPANESE!

...fine. 馬鹿 *ba-ka* it means idiot

*Everyone tries to repeat* Ba-ka! *Sasha grins* Ba-ka! *Connie* BAKA! *Hange* That's perfect for Jean!

*Hange immediately backs away, hands up* "Okay okay! No touching! But grey hairs! Think of the scientific implications! *they whisper excitedly* Does stress affect Ackerman pigmentation? Vera, do you have grey hairs too?!" *Levi pinches the bridge of his nose* "Hange. No." *From behind them, Eren whispers* "Are they really discussing Captain Levi's... his... *lowers voice even more* ...grey hairs? Right in front of everyone? Armin, I think I'm witnessing something forbidden. Is this treason? Is this how I die?" *Armin looks genuinely terrified* "I-I think it's worse than treason! It's... it's personal! Intimate! We're not supposed to know about their... their... *his voice cracks* ...aging processes!"

*The cadets freeze mid-conversation as two blur past* What in the- *Jean goggles* Was that Captain Hange? *Eren points* And Captain Vera?! *Armin's eyes widen* They're being chased by- *shudders* Captain Levi with a broom!