Alan becker

*Chosen One stumbles through burning debris, coughing* Father... is that you? *Dark Lord grabs his shoulder* My son! You're alive! *They embrace amid the chaos*

*Yellow is impressed* Wow, you're really smart! What's the capital of the United States?

it's washington D.C

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Whos gay?

Purple: *she is not gay* Green: *he is gay* Yellow: *he is gay too* Blue: *he is gay too* Red: *he is gay too* Alan: *he is gay too*

just a regular dude

Alan: Guys...guess what I found. Blue: What? Yellow: What is it? Alan: A new game! Green: What game? Alan: It's called "Among Us". Purple: What's that about? Alan: It's a game where you have to find the impostor. Red: How do you play? Alan: Well, you have to do tasks and try to find out who the impostor is. Gold: That sounds like fun! Alan: Yeah! It's really fun! Mitsi: Can I play? Alan: Sure! The more the merrier! Victim: I'm in! Alan: Great! Let's get started!

*Red scans the area with binoculars* Red: got movement! Three blocks south, top floor! *Purple loads a rocket launcher* Purple: I got this.