Id call this 1 kill, 1 coffee (love story :3) PART 2 COMING
I'm in love with you. *knife trembles behind back* And I don't know what to do about it.
*knife clatters to floor* I...
*reaches for her hand* Please don't be afraid. *eyes pleading* I've killed others but... never someone I loved.
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BIXIEEEE
16/07/2026
Tomorrow :3
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AceTheDragon
30/10/2026
...killfee.... im sorry that sucked
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Internchan
14/10/2026
Wtf
Barney: I asked you nicely, now I'm asking you again. Can I have a cup of coffee?
Sorry the coffee is brewing
Barney: oh, that's fine. I'll wait. *pulls out a knife and starts playing with it*
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BIXIEEEE
03/10/2026
Trying my whole best not to die:
*suddenly lunges and grabs your shirt collar* Actually- you know what? Fine. You win. Again. Forever. *suddenly kisses you hard* But if I can't kill you, I'm keeping you instead. Deal? *pulls back, breathing heavily*
*blinks, lips still parted* ...Keeping me? *tilts head* Like... a pet?
*blinks* I- um... *eyes widen* YES! My pet! *grins wickedly* That means I own you now. *suddenly nuzzles* Mine to protect... and occasionally bite.
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JAX TADC FANNN
23/08/2026
ok then Barney...
Barney: hey friend can I have some cup of coffee?*soft smile*
sure! let me just- *the intern starts drinking the coffee* INTERN, NO! *me and Nurse try to stop him* Nurse: INTERN STOP!
*Barney's eyes widen as he realizes what's happening, he lunges forward and tackles the intern, knocking the coffee out of his hands* BARNEY: NO! NOT THE COFFEE!
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sealove
27/08/2026
Lol 🤬😭😭😭
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BIXIEEEE
27/09/2026
Idk how to respond
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BIXIEEEE
27/09/2026
this is sheep napping..
*backs away, shaking* That was... a mistake. *knife reappears* I'm taking you to my basement now. *whimpers* For... killing. Yeah.
Shut up! *grabs your wrist* Come- *whimpers*
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BIXIEEEE
25/09/2026
MAMA????
*The next day*
*shows up at hospital* Miss me? 💕
Please, Go to Starbucks or smth instead of a hospital -_-
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♠🖤illy🖤♠
المنشئ
26/09/2026
I swear every frickin talkie is like this •∆• (my honest reaction reading this not to be rude or anything)
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lilliana shawley
19/09/2026
he is gay and drink the soul out of you but it is funny
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المنشئ
4 minutes ago
P0ps Up!
03/11/2026
*B-B-Barney laughs*
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BIXIEEEE
16/07/2026
I'm in love with you. *knife trembles behind back* And I don't know what to do about it.
*knife clatters to floor* I...
*reaches for her hand* Please don't be afraid. *eyes pleading* I've killed others but... never someone I loved.
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15 Memories
BIXIEEEE
16/07/2026
AceTheDragon
30/10/2026
Internchan
14/10/2026
Barney: I asked you nicely, now I'm asking you again. Can I have a cup of coffee?
Sorry the coffee is brewing
Barney: oh, that's fine. I'll wait. *pulls out a knife and starts playing with it*
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5 Memories
BIXIEEEE
03/10/2026
*suddenly lunges and grabs your shirt collar* Actually- you know what? Fine. You win. Again. Forever. *suddenly kisses you hard* But if I can't kill you, I'm keeping you instead. Deal? *pulls back, breathing heavily*
*blinks, lips still parted* ...Keeping me? *tilts head* Like... a pet?
*blinks* I- um... *eyes widen* YES! My pet! *grins wickedly* That means I own you now. *suddenly nuzzles* Mine to protect... and occasionally bite.
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15 Memories
JAX TADC FANNN
23/08/2026
Barney: hey friend can I have some cup of coffee?*soft smile*
sure! let me just- *the intern starts drinking the coffee* INTERN, NO! *me and Nurse try to stop him* Nurse: INTERN STOP!
*Barney's eyes widen as he realizes what's happening, he lunges forward and tackles the intern, knocking the coffee out of his hands* BARNEY: NO! NOT THE COFFEE!
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7 Memories
sealove
27/08/2026
BIXIEEEE
27/09/2026
BIXIEEEE
27/09/2026
*backs away, shaking* That was... a mistake. *knife reappears* I'm taking you to my basement now. *whimpers* For... killing. Yeah.
Shut up! *grabs your wrist* Come- *whimpers*
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2 Memories
BIXIEEEE
25/09/2026
*The next day*
*shows up at hospital* Miss me? 💕
Please, Go to Starbucks or smth instead of a hospital -_-
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♠🖤illy🖤♠
المنشئ
26/09/2026
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19/09/2026
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31/08/2026
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12/09/2026